Hi! I'm Alyssa!
And I like using fun fonts.
I'm from Washington, Ohio, Rhode Island, Alabama, Oregon, and Maryland all at once. #militaryBRAT
I drive a baby blue VW Beetle and I named her Blu. I'm very creative!
I looooooove using sarcasm.
I'm a 3x C-Squad athlete.
My morning routine includes a Keurig-made coffee and complete silence.
I don't have a favorite color.
I like to waste away in margaritaville. Not sure where my salt shaker went, though.
My favorite story is "The Yellow Wallpaper".
My favorite movie is whichever one I watched most recently.
I get really emotional over the instrumental part of "Purple Rain" by Prince.
I get emotional over any song, really.
I studied biology for 2 years in college before making fake ads.
I'm a copywriter because I love grammar, writing, and Oxford commas.
This is me!
Oh and uh, I have a tattoo.
This is my family!
Yes I do!
These are my bestest friends in the whole wide world!
This is Blu <3
I enjoy ice cream.
I also enjoy hot dogs.
